Because am an egalitarian bitch (babe in total control of herself), it’s only fair that we give men the chance to air their gripes about us. Gather a roomful of men, give them beer and chips, and here’s what they’ll have to answer about post below:
1. They take an eternity dressing up.
2. They take an eternity putting on make-up.
3. They take an eternity to shop.
4. When they shop, they like everything they see.
5. They’re so beauty-conscious.
6. They’ve tried every beauty product/hair treatment/slimming pill on the market.
7. They are perpetually on a diet.
8. Pero may bilbil pa rin.
9. They brush their hair more than the required 100 strokes per day.
10. They look in the mirror all the time
11. They always fish for compliments from us.
12. They are not content with the compliments we give them.
13. They’re obsessive-compulsive about keeping things in their proper place.
14. They leave their what-have-you lying around.
15.They’re overly attached to gossip & entertainment talk shows.
16. Not to mention mushy Korean soap operas.
17.They try to save for their breast augmentation/ liposuction even if it’s beyond their means.
18. They give you gifts they would like to receive themselves.
19. They talk to their girl friends on the phone for too long.
20. When they are with their girl friends, they go to the rest room in droves.
21. They text shamelessly while on dates.
22. With matching pa-picture on their camera phones.
23. They wear too much make-up.
24. They wear too many frilly dresses.
25. When they wear accessories, it looks like they’re carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders.
26. They over-analyze things.
27. They have not gotten rid of their pa-cute, colegiala accent.
28.They giggle a lot/laugh too loud.
29. They’re fickle and indecisive.
30. They’re sometimes too clingy it leaves us breathless.
31. They “imagine” too much.
32. They cry too easily.
33. When they drive, it looks like they left their IQ in the garage.
34. When we drive, they scream in total exaggeration.
35. They’re proud in proclaiming themselves to be virgins.
36. They proud in claiming themselves to be virgins.
37. They think it’s yucky to smoke from icky-looking pipes.
38. They think it’s even worse to swallow the leaks from icky-looking pipes.
39. They just lie there and do nothing.
40. When they’re horny, they’re the best, most beautiful lover in the whole world.