Dear God, From The Mouth of Babes

Kids can be the cutest during their most candid moments. A group of primary schoolers were told: “if you were to come face to face with God, what would you tell him?” Here’s what they said they would ask:

“Dear God, did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it just an accident?”

”God, instead of letting people die and haveing to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you got now?”

“I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?”

“Thank you for the baby brother but what what I prayed for was a puppy.”

“Dear-God-if-we-come-back-as-something-please-don’t-let-me-be-Jennifer-Horton-because-I-hate-her.”

“If you give me genie lamp like Alladin, I’ll give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.”

“I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.”

“God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.”

“We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.”

In the meantime, this got me to thinking what my kids have been saying to God apart from the routine prayers for Jesus, Mama Mary and their guardian angels being taught them in school.

Could it be the following?…

From Paolo: “Dear God, If Alexander has only one sister, then why do I have two and they’re both the same age?”

Why do Dianne and Dionne’s clothes always have to match?”

From the twins: “Dear God, we hope Paolo stays longer in school so we can have Cartoon Network to ourselves.”

or maybe they have these to say:

Dear God, Please tell Mom to stop telling us to tone down the TV volume everytime she’s in front of the computer.”

Please make her bake chocolate chip cookies becoz it has been a long time since she did that.”

P.S. We hope she stops trying out all these restaurants and realize that for us Jollibee will do.”

God, we hope Mom stops moving around and be still. Be s-t-i-l-l.”

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    6 Responses to “Dear God, From The Mouth of Babes”
    1. Jet says:

      ehehehe… wouldn’t it be just cute if they really did?:wink:

    2. Anna Lyn says:

      Kids say the simplest of things but they can stir our brain.

    3. dexie says:

      kids are the honest people in the world :)

    4. owen says:

      They have their own minds and they often remind us that we need to enjoy life and its simplicity.

      kaaliw!

    5. sha says:

      here is mine… I used to teach privately before I started bumming around. One day I told the kid I will have to leave him soon. and guessed what he said

      ATE SHA YOU MEAN YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND MORE THAN ME.

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