The Lonely Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day
1. Don’t wear red. Wear violet.
2. Do not spray on perfume. Spritz on alcohol.
3. Hug your dog/cat. They are more lovable than the jerk who’s dumped/been ignoring you for ages.
4. Think that it’s not Valentine’s Day. Think that it’s only the birthday of Kris Aquino
5. Try the time-tested “buy yourself flowers.”
6. Text Balance Inquiry every 2 minutes to give your officemates the impression you are such an in-demand goddess.
7. Ring your own cellphone and start a conversation with somebody who doesn’t exist. Pretend it’s Jake Gyllenhaal.
8. Tell your manly-looking gay friend to act manly for a day and fetch you in the office.
9. Go to your favorite spa and this time look for the male masseur.
10. Start your “How To Make Myself More Gorgeous” 2006 Resolutions now.
11. Visit your favorite fortune-teller/psychic and visualize that all her crap talk about you meeting Mr. Prince Charming soon is coming true
12. Hang out with your fellow lonely girlfriends in Big Papa or White Bird. Do not be distracted by all those screaming Korean women who haven’t been to a raunchy gay bar in their whole lifetime.
13. Drink beer till you drop (in Malate, not in White Bird or Big Papa)
14. Ditch your collection of mushy love songs. Listen to rock.
15. Watch a movie, in the likes of The Exorcist & The Shining.
16. Do not envy your sexy officemate who got loads of chocolates. Think about the toothache/extra poundage she’s going to suffer from years from now (hmmm, evil!)
17. Work overtime.
18. Pop a pill of Valium by 6 p.m. and just forget about it.
**** Funny “You’re Not Getting Any” pic courtesy of Polo
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Good luck with your entry 
Two of my officemates have just bought Satio last...
or…buy a compilation (book i guess) of Gary Larson’s Far Side and read it the whole day while on Valium (V-10s) and Colt45. Trust me, you’ll forget about Valentine’s Day and will do this again next year, either by your lonesome again or with a partner.:lol:
next time, the lonely girl should have a personalized calendar, the one without Feb. 14!!!:lol::lol::lol:nice one!!!
hahahha! damn i love this.
I wrote naman an entry on my blog on places to hide for the single girl during Valentines day! hahaha
Well, that’s okay, it’s just one twenty-four-hour thing when the world flips upside down. After Feb 14, everything would go back to normal as if nothing happened 
Are u sure hindi ako ma-OOD sa sina-suggest mo Karl?:grin:
Thanks for Dropping by Maj K and Lokita:smile:
That’s a good sensible advice Juliet. I’ve read yer post and yes, I’d rather feel good behind a makeup counter than sulk. Thankfully am working on VDay
Hahaha I love this! Natawa ako sa #6!
Puede ka ng maging Pinoy Seinfeld, Ajay. Ang galing ng list mo.
jake gyllenhaal is MINE, i say!
tnx,but im not lonEly,hehehe:oops:
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