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February 13, 2006 by ajay




Spice

Originally uploaded by annalyn.

Last Saturday, the Inquirer carried this report about the results of a four-country survey conducted by Eli Lilly & Co., maker of the virility drug Cialis:

“Married South Korean women are the least happy with their sex lives, Japanese men are the most likely to try and dodge a certain sex problem and French men are the most fond of their frolicking.” The report further added that the French and Americans were most satisfied with their sex lives.


This confirms what we’ve heard all along: that South Koreans were not only anti-nukes, they are also anti-foreplay anti sex!

Moral lesson: never marry a North Asian Korean!

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10 Comments »

  1. ade says:

    i am actually not surprised. LOLz.

    i hear taiwanese have government-sponsored instructional videos, featuring STICK FIGURES (I’m not kidding!) in various positions (one).

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  2. Emer says:

    Hmmmm…. so everything is cultural now? The French are really good at it. Pati French kiss named after them.

    Happy Valentines, Ajay! :smile:

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  3. Will says:

    no wonder the characters in those korean series never get intimate!! hahaha :P

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  4. ajay says:

    Ade, that’s surprising to know.. pati Taiwanese rin??:grin:

    Dr. E., the French are reputedly good, if only we couldn’t smell them from a mile away….

    Will, probably the reaosn why the Korean telenovelas are such a hit is because they’re so wholesome :roll:

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  5. AnP says:

    hahaha interesting. am weirded out, though. haha

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  6. ajay says:

    My friend based in the Land of Kimchi tells me the lack of sex is a primary reason for divorce in SK. And a woman once showed the judge a chart showing how many times she and hubby did it which was once a month :grin:

    but then again, a friend of mine based in Le Philippines can’t remember the last she did it with hubby. so maybe it’s more than cultural. howell :(

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  7. Sidney says:

    If you look at the statistics of the birth rates in the Philippines I guess that Filipinos are quite active in this field:lol:!

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  8. ajay says:

    Hi Sidney. The stats might show that we are quite active in this “field” :grin: but it’s more indicative of the fact that we don’t use contraception:wink:

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  9. 6 says:

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  10. 0010 says:

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