One thing about being a blogger and being Google-able is that you get all sorts of comments and feedbacks. For example, I woke up early this morning to find an interesting email in my inbox (where else?) It’s the owner of “a start-up web design and development company” in Hawaii who was recruiting me as a web copywriter. The offer seems good since it is “work-from-home” with a promise to be relocated overseas, if all goes well, and of course I presume one will also be paid in $$$$.

It would have been one of those garden variety emails if not for the fact that the sender couldn’t help but make a reference to my blog posts, specifically my About section.

This person writes: ” Before I get into the details of the position I need to fill, let me comment on some of the things you wrote on your blog…”

“Ajay has been travelling a lot lately that she hasn’t had time to use her vibrator and breathe.”

Edit: “traveling” is spelled with one “l”
Edit: “and” should also be included in the strikethrough
Comment: the good thing about using a vibrator is that you only have yourself to worry about. So, what’s the problem?

“Ajay is a fan of the following: … sex ….”
Comment: who isn’t?

“Ajay’s three secret wishes which will probably be unfulfilled during her lifetime: being a vegetarian, being a lesbian and doing a threesome.”

Vegetarian: why in the world would you want to give up meat?!?

Lesbian: why in the world would you want to give up meat (the other kind)?!? Enjoy the best of both worlds and become bisexual instead.

Threesome: so, there are still people out there that haven’t done a threesome, huh? I’m guessing that this is a wish that might be hard to fulfill in the Philippines because of the conservative nature of people there. The solution is probably to a country that it a little more open-minded. See my offer below.

To Whom It May Concern:

1. I get worried when am too busy to use my vibrator because am quite addicted to it.

2. Believe me, there are people who don’t like sex. I’ve had a boyfriend who was like that.

3. Ergo, he probably made me close to The Vibe.

4. No, I will never give up meat. Especially with that luscious oh-so-tender lamb T-bone I had last night.

5. I don’t know about this bisexual/ threesome thing when I don’t even have a sex life to speak of. Specially a sex life with the man I want (not necessarily the bf who didn’t like… sex)

6. So much of the Philippines being perceived as a conservative country. I’ve never seen a bunch more horny.

Hmm, am still trying to figure out if I’d like to work for this email sender.

But if the money talks :P…..

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