I feel surreal today. To the outside world, I am the harassed single mom who can’t be bothered with anything as I am perceived to be so busy already. But there are exceptions to the rule such as when friends text me their major and not-so-major problems, with the hope that I can help them.I do appreciate this as it makes me more human (not the can’t-be-bothered superwoman.) But at the same time I feel frstrated that I can only do so much as provide moral/psychological support. This makes me wish that I am remotely related to Bill Gates or at the very least, Ate Mel.
Don : Gs2 ko sana imbestigahan gf ko. Sundan kung san cya nagpupunta pag wala me.Pano kaya un. Pano ko kya gawin un?
Ajay (in a hurry to get to work) Y? Mukhang inlababo ka over ah. Try investigation agencies (hoping he’ll actually be able to cough out the minimum 20 k payment without wincing)
Don: Tnx! jz wana mke sure n d me ngkamali. Kc my mga nka-afair na cya b4 me. Mnsan sbay-sbay p un. Galing mismo knya un. Til now txt/col p din s knya un. jz wna mke sure n d me ngkamali at d nya kinikita mga un.
Ajay: (no reply. Too dumbfounded. You mean a lawyer like Don can be this lovesick?)
Raul: Mam, ihanap mo naman ako trabaho dyan. Me bagong owners na company namin, mukhang tagilid ako.
Ajay: Ok, hanap ako. ( HR is beyond my powers. Nothing is within my power. But this is a safe answer, I guess.)
Gina: Meron ka ba 5k jan? Promise bayaran kta nxt wk. Me popondohan lang ako tseke
Ajay: Sorry po wala, kelangan ko nga rin eh 🙁
Rey: Thank you sa payong at gift basket ha. GC meron ka?
Ajay: huh? sorry,yan lang po ang giveaways namin eh.
Rey: Ok, pag me gc ka, bigyan mo ako ha!
Ajay: (bubble thought) duh?!