Because am an egalitarian bitch (babe in total control of herself), it's only fair that we give men the chance to air their gripes about us. Gather a roomful of men, give them beer and chips, and here's what they'll have to answer about post below:1. They take an eternity dressing up.2. They take an eternity putting on make-up.3. They take an eternity to shop.4. When they shop, they like everything they see.5. They're so beauty-conscious.6. They've tried every beauty product/hair treatment/slimming pill on the market.7. They are perpetually on a diet.8. Pero may bilbil ... Continue Reading...

1. They forget appointments.2. They don't notice your haircut.3. They leave their socks lying around.4. They can be so obsessive-compulsive about keeping things in their proper place.5. They are more figure- and beauty-conscious than you.6. They eat only fresh banana and muesli for breakfast.7. They have the guts to say: "I think you should get a liposuction."8. They eat like a pig.9. They snore.10. All they do is watch television.11. They gawk at women with big breasts.12. They laugh at women with big breasts and no butt.13. Admittedly, they are more tsismoso than ... Continue Reading...

My online friend Paul, a surfer from Hawaii in search of an Asian woman to settle down with, is aghast at the fact that he keeps on falling for fag hags in cyberspace. He doesn't know it until somebody tells him they are. Paul tells me the first time, the girl he was seriously chatting with, turned up on this site. Last week, he excitedly tells me, there's a new girl he's fond of who comes from Southern Philippines and "is really good-looking." He sends me the pics (I am glad to be a juror of his choices)and as soon as it downloads, I study it and say ... Continue Reading...