I tried the Face Analyzer site which calls itself the “only automated face reader in the world.” Basically what you do is upload a close-up picture of yourself and then it determines your race as well as personality type. Undoubtedly I had fun, knowing that I am such a sucker for these things.
Results for Ajay
Race Analysis 93% Southeast Asian
Personality Profile (on a scale of 1 to 10)
Intelligence 7.8 Very Intelligent (ahem)
Ambition 7.2 High Ambition
Gay Factor 1.4 Very low gay factor (should be 0 gay factor, 100% female)
Politeness 6.1 Average Politeness
Income 7.3 $50,000-100,000 (in pesos siguro, puwede)
Sociability 2.0 Very low sociability (duh?)
Promiscuity 1.3 Very unpromiscuous (sa ngayon, yeah)
The site labels me as a beta-academic, meaning I am not as intelligent or ambitious as Alpha Academics, but still focused on being materially successful. Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist .
Further, assessing my personality, it says:
Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with Boss types. You see Boss Types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part, you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue Collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White Collar types as unsuccesful versions of yourself but because of work situations, you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.
Other types’ view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact wwwith you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you ecause of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.
Of course, the site is not 100% accurate. For instance, it turns a different interpretation when you use another photo. But this could be a pleasant diversion from doing the crossword…yay!